Dads are Funny

Son: Dad do you believe in ghosts?
Dad: No son. There are no ghosts.
Son: But our maid told us that there are ghosts.
Dad: Son, pack your stuff.
Son: Why?
Dad: WE HAVE NO MAID!

Son: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad
Son: Dad, I'm serious
Dad: No, you're hungry
Son: You're Joking!
Dad: No, I'm dad

Son: Hey dad, can I watch TV?
Dad: Yes. But... dont turn it on
Son: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

GF: If you call me fat again I'll leave you!
BF: Wait dear, dont do it. Think about our son...
GF: Son??
BF: Yeah, aren't you pregnant?

Totally worth it!

Some animals
Make better parents

Would you like a bag?
No I'll just put everything in my pocket.