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Jul 10, 2012

Facebook by Dr. Seuss


Do you like your new profile?
Would you like it for a while?
Well that's too bad, it's just tough shit
'The time has come to fuck with it.

You cannot post a camel toe.
You cannot post if titties show.
We will ban you here and there
Go back to MySpace, we don't care.

The Timeline sucks, you hate the switch?
Well fuck right off, you whining bitch.
Just when you think you know the score
We'll change your Facebook up some more.

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