Son: DADDY, ARE GHOSTS REAL?
Dad: I DUNNO SON, LET'S FIND OUT!!
Father shoots himself in the head. **BOOM**
Lying unconscious and bleeding.
Son: ....DADDY....?
Father sits up.
Son: OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Dad: WELL I DUNNO ABOUT GHOSTS BEING REAL, SON
Dad: BUT ZOMBIES DEFINITELY ARE.
Father lunges forward and bites his son.
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