Saturday Funnies - Misconceptions

Weapons of Mass Distraction

How to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes

 The 3 Stages of Life

1. Children & Teenagers
   - Have Energy
   - Have Time
   - But no money
2. Adults
   - Have Energy
   - Have Money
   - But no time
3. Elderly People
   - Have Time
   - Have Money
   - But no energy

Things to eat and drink in public:

• Gatorade in a Windex bottle
• Grape juice in a meths bottle

• Water in a vodka bottle
• Vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar