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My Great Weekend

Aug 2, 2012

A group of bandits robbed the Royal Bank of Canada yesterday. They took 73 hostages in total and had the building locked down. Hostages were sure the robbers would start executing hostages if they didn't get the money, the bank manager could not open the vault and it seemed none of the hostages were getting out alive

I was walking by the bank and decided to pick up a set of the new Bicentennial of the War of 1812 toonies. I found the door locked but I could clearly see people moving around inside, so I had decided to walk through the wall and see what was happening. I approached the leader and asked him where the manager could be found, he was shocked and enraged that I wasn't on the floor with the hostages, so he started shouting and waving a gun in my face, telling me to get on the floor with the others. It was at this point that I realized what was going on, so in response to his manors, I swiped the man's gun from his hand and killed all the robbers. Killed them all with one bullet. I didn't use the gun, I just removed a single bullet from the chamber, pushed the bullet into each of the robbers' heads and listened to the sweet sound of bodies hitting the floor.

The police showed up about 10 minutes later, but by this point the hostages had been untied and begun moving outside in a calm, orderly line. As thanks for stopping the robbers and saving everyone, the CEO of the RBC gave me a free sheet of 1812 bicentennial commemorative toonies.

It was a nice day!
Thanks RBC.

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