I'm Petroleum Pete
And I can't be beat
And I'm a big ol' DINOSAUR!
So when you buy gasoline you're keeping my memory aliiiiive!
So if some vegetarian talks to you
About alternative sources of fuel
Kick him in the balls or if it's a woman, in the taco (Oh my taco!)
So remember kids, we're locked in a dead struggle against the Earth
Which hates us! We didn't do anything! So we gotta destroy it first!
Oh, let's build a gas-powered rocket
And fly away to another planet!
Where dinosaurs and kids, just ride motorcycles and shoot machine guns!
And sit around all day playing video games in the air conditioning
And never go to gym class man!
Thank you oil industry!
Oh hey, we forgot to destroy the Earth! (Cheering in background)
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