I am talking about three daughter characters in television. Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons, Meg Griffin from Family Guy and Hayley Smith from American Dad. Three entirely different individuals with one fatal similarity.
The thing these three characters all have, aside from being cartoons on television, is that I hate them all so very much. All for different reasons but all very valid ones indeed.
Let's start with Lisa Simpson, she's such a preachy, goody two shoes, vegan, condescending pain in the ass, I hope they kill her off and replace her with anything that has ever existed. Every time they make an episode based on her, it's some damn boring and stupid and I hate how she ruins and spoils everything, every time and is a saboteur of the entire franchise.
Meg Griffin, the better of three evils. She is just fun to hate, Meg never really has her own story, just side plots along the main story. She keeps to herself so you can't really dislike someone for that. What I dislike about Meg the most is she complains about life and the sorts. Whah, nobody wants to marry me, what about that prisoner she was dating, why didn't she ever visit him once she got out of jail? It's her own fault for being alone and shouldn't blame everything of everyone else.
Hayley Smith, to sum her up in one word, I might go with "gross" because that is just what she is. A gross, anti-establishment, pot smoking, slut, preachy, know-it-all, whore who spits on everyone's thoughts and believes whilst never doing anything beyond satisfying her own short term vices. The only work she's ever had was as a stripper and once a prostitute. She is a self entitled little slag that spits in the face of her family and they still treat her like a human being.
Conclusion, three horrible television personalities that are just awful awful little things that damage the very fabric of society.
The thing these three characters all have, aside from being cartoons on television, is that I hate them all so very much. All for different reasons but all very valid ones indeed.
Let's start with Lisa Simpson, she's such a preachy, goody two shoes, vegan, condescending pain in the ass, I hope they kill her off and replace her with anything that has ever existed. Every time they make an episode based on her, it's some damn boring and stupid and I hate how she ruins and spoils everything, every time and is a saboteur of the entire franchise.
Meg Griffin, the better of three evils. She is just fun to hate, Meg never really has her own story, just side plots along the main story. She keeps to herself so you can't really dislike someone for that. What I dislike about Meg the most is she complains about life and the sorts. Whah, nobody wants to marry me, what about that prisoner she was dating, why didn't she ever visit him once she got out of jail? It's her own fault for being alone and shouldn't blame everything of everyone else.
Hayley Smith, to sum her up in one word, I might go with "gross" because that is just what she is. A gross, anti-establishment, pot smoking, slut, preachy, know-it-all, whore who spits on everyone's thoughts and believes whilst never doing anything beyond satisfying her own short term vices. The only work she's ever had was as a stripper and once a prostitute. She is a self entitled little slag that spits in the face of her family and they still treat her like a human being.
Conclusion, three horrible television personalities that are just awful awful little things that damage the very fabric of society.
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