Darth Vader and Cobra Commander, Go out for Coffee

Darth Vader: We're not so different, you and me.

Cobra Commander: What? Are you coming on to me?

Darth Vader: No No! God no. I'm just saying...

Cobra Commander: God No? That's a little harsh.

Darth Vader: I'm just saying, we both wear masks, we both talk funny, we both lead huge armies of faceless and largely incompetent soldiers against a group of strangely garbed weirdos fighting for 'GOOD'.

Cobra Commander: I didn't burn my wiener off in a volcano.

Darth Vader: Ouch.