Introspective World

Head transplant, split personality, limb transplant, heart transplant & brain transplant. 

MATH PROBLEM John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Woman gave birth to an Oompa-Loompas child/adult, with a Wonka Bar in hand

OH MY GODDDD NO, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT IT!!

Ingredients : - Vodka (try to avoid the cheaper brands) - Skittles (the skittle to vodka ratio is 10 skittles to 1oz (30ml) of vodka ...