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Alien Pregnancy

Jul 15, 2012

In the event the policy holder is impregnated by an extra terrestrial life form, the claimant will receive $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.
This policy is included in the event of chemical and non-biological implantation.

Lifetime Premium of the "Alien Pregnancy" policy is: $9.95.

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A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.

You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.

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