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Full Coverage

Jul 15, 2012

In the event the policy holder is examined by an extra terrestrial life form, the claimant will receive $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.

This policy covers the protection of all other policies in one. Your best value for the all around alien abduction insurance. In the case of more than one policy requirement being met, the policy holder will be entitled to the respective number of payoffs.

Lifetime Premium of the "Full Coverage" policy is: $30.00.

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A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.

You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.

Death Caused by Aliens

 In the event the policy holder is examined by an extra terrestrial life form, the claimant will receive $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.

This policy will come into effect, starting from the date that death is caused as result of alien intervention has been authenticated. In the case of delayed death, the policy will become active from the date of the policy holder and extraterestrial interaction.

While the policy holder will not be alive to claim the policy, the claimer will receive the payment of $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.

Lifetime Premium of the "Death Caused by Aliens" policy is: $21.01.

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A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.

You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.

Alien Examination

In the event the policy holder is examined by an extra terrestrial life form, the claimant will receive $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.

This policy includes coverage for any such examination, in regards to humankind's standards:
  • Visual Exam
  • External Exam
  • Hearing Test
  • Nervous System Test
  • Invasive Exam
  • IQ Test
In the case of more than one of the above criteria being met, the policy will remain intact and may entitle the policy holder to additional coverage to be determined at the time of the case review.

Lifetime Premium of the "Alien Examination" policy is: $13.75.

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A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.

You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.

Alien Pregnancy

In the event the policy holder is impregnated by an extra terrestrial life form, the claimant will receive $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.
This policy is included in the event of chemical and non-biological implantation.

Lifetime Premium of the "Alien Pregnancy" policy is: $9.95.

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A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.

You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.

UFO Abduction Insurance

Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy issued against alien abduction.

Policies Lifetime Premium  

Alien Pregnancy
Alien Examination
Death Caused by Aliens   

Full Coverage

$9.95
$13.75
$21.01

$30.00




A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.

You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.