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Annoying Things to do on an Elevator

Aug 19, 2012

  1. stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
  2. greet everything with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call your admital
  3. MEOW occasionally
  4. stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
  5. say "DING" at each floor
  6. make explosion noises when someone presses a button
  7. draw a little square on te floor with chalk and then announce to the person "This is my personal space"
  8. when there's only one other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder, then pretent it wasn't you.
  9. drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
  10. call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

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