Men are like...

-Men are like - Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
-Men are like - Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
-Men are like -Blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
-Men are like - Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
-Men are like -Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
-Men are like -Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.
-Men are like -Computers ,,,)
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory
-Men are like - Eskys
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
-Men are like -Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
-Men are like -Curling Irons
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
-Men are like -Government Bonds
They take so long to mature.
-Men are like -High Heels
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
-Men are like -Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
-Men are like - Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright!
-Men are like -Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
-Men are like - Parking Spots
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
-Men are like -Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
-Men are like - Place Mats
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
-Men are like - Snow Storms
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long they'll last.
-Men are like - Used Cars
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
-Men are like - ATM’s
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
-Men are like -Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
-Men are like -Newborn Babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
-Men are like - Crystal
Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
-Men are like - Dry Cleaners
Most work fast and leave no ring.
-Men are like - Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.