Harry Potter vs Doctor Who, Star Wars, Serenity and The Lord of the Rings

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Harry Potter: I have a tent that's bigger on the inside!
The Doctor: Bitch, please.
Lord Voldemort: I'm a dark lord!
Yoda: Noob.
Bellatrix Lestrange: I'm crazy and dangerous.
River: lolz
Dumbledore: I am a powerful wizard.
Saruman: Who cant even respawn.