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Showing posts with label Children. Show all posts

The Unfortunate Reality of your First Job

Jan 7, 2013



Looking forward to your first job? Here is what you can expect to be in stored for you.

Feeling fine being unemployed.  Getting happier when you get the interview. Happiness falls when you wait. Then you get the call "You've got the job" happiness skyrockets. And then you start working and you're more miserable than the beginning.

If this is the case. Get a new job. If you must find a new job more than twice in a year, something is wrong.


Notice how it looks like a middle finger from the side.

When you see it

Dec 17, 2012


Don't yell at your kids!

Dec 7, 2012



Don't yell at your kids!
Lean in real close and whisper it's much scarier.

"youuuu are in biiig trouble"

A Not so Jolly Christmas

Dec 4, 2012




How do presents open their children on Christmas morning? Rip off the skin and play with what's inside.

They take one of our, we take one of their. That's the Toronto way.

Child & Dog Jokes

Nov 1, 2012

YOU FUNNY KID!
you tell funny joke! lol!


Dog Saves Young Boy

Oct 2, 2012

Guardian Dog saves young boy, best friend, from Death the Grim Reaper and a title-wave at the beach.

Ice Cream Truck Costume

Sep 30, 2012

Something to warm the heart. This child's parents built his Halloween costume around his wheelchair. 
A parenting win if I've ever seen one.

Clown under your kid's Bed

Sep 28, 2012

Clown under your kid's Bed
20 seconds of laughter for Mom, years of therapy for daughter

Oompa-Loompas Are Real!

Sep 3, 2012

Woman gave birth to an Oompa-Loompas child/adult, with a Wonka Bar in hand

Sometimes Mom Just Needs a Break

Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break

Say, "Hello Sam"

Aug 5, 2012


Sometimes the only thing that keeps the wackos from becoming homicidal is that voices in their head can't agree on which weapon to use. Sometimes a great big bag works.

Because you cant spell slaughter without laughter.

Scaring Children

Jul 31, 2012


Years of Child Therapy
In 3...2...1...

Scaring Children

Because it's easy...


... and people are mean.

Toddler Caption Contest

Jul 17, 2012

Kids say the darndest things.

They called me Soulless.
I ate their hearts.

Not now bitch
Dora is explorin'
The Jersey Shores: Preschool Edition
She took my nose.
I took her kidney.
Stop Shooting Idiot

We are in the same team!

Chatter

Jul 3, 2012


Bitch please, look at these,
cream cheese, on my knees.


Furry friendly fat, creepy cuddily cat,
mischievous monster on the mat, happy hiding in a hat.



The horse says "Nayyy"
The pig says "Oink"
The cow says "Yazooo!"
The tractor says "Zoom"
The shovel says "Mmm"
The chicken says "Sup"
The goat says "Cluck"
The Loch Ness Monster says "Can I borrow three-fity?"



 Don't you lay ONE finger on my butter finger.



Everyone agreed Alex was cool, ever since the first day of school,
until the day of the party by the pool,  Alex showed up on a mule,
Alex looked like a fool, another child challenged Alex to a duel,
there was just one rule, neither child could fight with a tool,
so using what Alex learned in school, Alex filled the pool with fuel,
asked the mule to kick Raul, into the pool, then Alex set a fire that burned Raul,
the children didn't like Raul, so from that day forth Alex was supercool.


Separation

Jun 24, 2012

The concept of the separation of church and state refers to the distance in the relationship between organized religion and the nation state.

The concept of separation has been adopted in a number of countries, to varying degrees depending on the applicable legal structures and prevalent views toward the proper role of religion in society. A similar but typically stricter principle of laïcité has been applied in France and Turkey, while some socially secularized countries such as Norway, Denmark and the UK have maintained constitutional recognition of an official state religion. The concept parallels various other international social and political ideas, including secularism, disestablishment, religious liberty, and religious pluralism. Whitman (2009) observes that in many European countries, the state has, over the centuries, taken over the social roles of the church, leading to a generally secularized public sphere.

The degree of separation varies from total separation mandated by a constitution, to an official religion with total prohibition of the practice of any other religion, as in the Maldives.

The model of separating church and state works, and applying that structural logic to practices within state needs to be done. For example, separating males and females will better everyone's lives, in the short and even more in the long term quality of life. Both factions of course will be given equal rights and resources, it's a matter of improving the environment of all human beings.

For starters schools will need to be remodeled, by either having schools split into the respective genders, with each having it's own facilities and fulling furnished institutions. Or having separate schools entirely. Moving outside of school, the media will be reformatted, each faction will have it's own specially programmed content. No longer will confrontation over which program should be on or dissatisfying subject matter viewed be of concern.

Well organized media content shall be managed by all authorities associated; government sector, educational, developmental and parental. For example sites will be analyzed mercilessly by both human involvement and sophisticated web-crawlers. Sites most relevant and suitable for an individual will be available and those deemed unethical or restricted will never even be known to the individual.

Youth of this future will be privileged to grow up in a world were the dangers of corrupting influences are unimaginable. A child will be free to expand it's time and energy on further expanding it's intelligence, understanding and world.

Talk is all fun and good but it wont chance the world. The question at hand is how are we to build this magnificent world for future generations? If these advanced children would be here now they would be able to devise arrangements in bettering the world, but in order for them to begin we must start the evolution. The paradox is similar to that of the chicken and the egg, an egg needs a chicken to lay it, but a chicken needs to be an egg, so which came first. I think for the obstacle of the new world, we must be patient and fearless because maybe years of work and waiting are required to create the new breed with the resources we have available at hand, but it will create a new future were they can do the same and  thus create a future greater than their own. Ultimately forming the foundations of evolution and a future superior to any that we can conceive in our present day.