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Crib Dribbler

Jan 22, 2013

New from Kindex, the Crib Dribbler, no longer will you need to attend to your baby so feed it, this self serving device can hold 24 hours worth of formula in one bottle. Giving your child the independence they really need. Since when did kids become gerbils? I'd call it Lay-Z-Mom. Every Crib Dribbler comes with a coupon for your next Baby Energy Drink, regardless of the fact that they have all the energy they need!

Coming soon! A baby tread mill that attaches onto the crib beside the Crib Dribbler, just one step closer to raising your completely self-reliant toddler of tomorrow.