Petroleum Pete Robot Chicken

I'm Petroleum Pete
And I can't be beat
And I'm a big ol' DINOSAUR!
So when you buy gasoline you're keeping my memory aliiiiive!

So if some vegetarian talks to you
About alternative sources of fuel
Kick him in the balls or if it's a woman, in the taco (Oh my taco!)
So remember kids, we're locked in a dead struggle against the Earth
Which hates us! We didn't do anything! So we gotta destroy it first!

Oh, let's build a gas-powered rocket
And fly away to another planet!
Where dinosaurs and kids, just ride motorcycles and shoot machine guns!
And sit around all day playing video games in the air conditioning
And never go to gym class man!
Thank you oil industry!

Oh hey, we forgot to destroy the Earth! (Cheering in background)

Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day falls on June 31.

The lyrics describe a fictitious holiday, which involves putting on hiking boots and a Viking helmet, spreading mayonnaise on one's lawn and stomping weasels to death. It's indicated that the participants don't know the history behind it and are at peace with the violent nature of holiday, doing it anyway because it's "tradition" (similar to The Simpsons episode "Whacking Day"). The song's cheery melody, reminiscent of animated musical specials of the 1960s, is punctuated by sounds of weasels being flattened. Robot Chicken's stop-motion music video generally follows the lyrics, and graphically depicts weasels being crushed, smashed, and pulverized in various ways. A character wearing a PETA T-shirt takes part in the weasel-stomping activities.