I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like this health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like ex-speaker Nan,

I do not like this "YES, WE CAN!"

I do not like this spending spree ---

I'm smart; I know that nothing's free.

I do not like your smug replies,

when we complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it --- nope, nope, nope!

5 Lessons if Life from Dr. Seuss

  

• Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Your than You. 
• Why fit in when you were born to stand out? 
• You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
• Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 
• Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.

Facebook by Dr. Seuss

Do you like your new profile?
Would you like it for a while?
Well that's too bad, it's just tough shit
'The time has come to fuck with it.

You cannot post a camel toe.
You cannot post if titties show.
We will ban you here and there
Go back to MySpace, we don't care.

The Timeline sucks, you hate the switch?
Well fuck right off, you whining bitch.
Just when you think you know the score
We'll change your Facebook up some more.