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9 reasons why you're probably going to read this list

May 18, 2014

Bryan Cranston (Joe Brody, Godzilla 2014)Paloma Kwiatkowski (Cody Brennan, Bates Motel)


Lists are everywhere online these days — the 10 best of this, the 25 most of that. It seems as if every subject can be reduced to a list, from the most serious stories to the most frivolous.

One site, BuzzFeed, has become one of the most popular sites on the web (about 135 million monthly unique visitors), largely on the strength of its weird and wacky "listicals." Headlines such as "32 Outrageously Fun Things You'll Want In Your Backyard This Summer," and "The Definitive Ranking Of The Original 151 Pokémon" – they are guaranteed clickbait.

But why are lists so popular? Here are seven reasons why you’ll probably want to read this list:

1. It Can Make Your Brain Happy

In a New Yorker article published last year, writer Maria Konnikova points out that when our brain encounters new information it immediately tries to make sense of it, and the most effective way of processing information is spatially.

In other words, it's easier for us to understand and recall information when it’s presented in a list than in a paragraph.

That’s why we can often remember what’s on our grocery list, even if we've forgotten the list at home. We can visualize the list in a way that we can’t visualize information written in a paragraph. So you might say your brain is hardwired to enjoy this list.

2. There are Nine Items

There’s good news and bad news here. The good news for this list is that seven is an odd number, and although there’s no science to support this, list makers have long believed that odd-number lists generate more traffic that even numbers.

The most common number of items on BuzzFeed lists are 10, 15, 21, and 25. Three of those are odd numbers.

On the other hand, Katie Natopolous, a BuzzFeed list writer in New York, acknowledges that while there’s no magic number when it comes to how long a list should be, she believes the more items the better.

"I like to think that something in the 20s is just more satisfying," she explained in an interview. "If it’s less than 20, it’s just not as fun to read. It’s too short."

Oh well.

3. It’s Easy to Read on Your Phone

On a purely practical level, it’s easier to read vertical content on a smartphone than horizontal content. So lists are perfect for mobile technology.

That’s why your favourite news site will offer up more lists in the morning than later in the day. Audience data shows that people are more likely to read news on their phones in the morning when they wake up and while they’re getting ready to leave the house. They want the quick hit that lists provide with their coffee and corn flakes.

Later in the day, when they’re reading on their computers or tablets, lists aren't quite as highly valued.

4. It Can Simplify Your Life

Psychologists call this the "paradox of choice." In a study that appeared in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2011, researchers Claude Messner and Michaela Wanke concluded that consumers get more satisfaction when choosing a product from a limited sample than from a larger one.

It turns out that even though we think we like to be presented with lots of choices, too many options can make us uneasy. "Information overload causes decreased satisfaction," the authors concluded, "and reducing information overload would increase satisfaction."

Lists are a great antidote to information overload. They take the guess work out of reading. You don’t have to scroll down to see how long the story is and then calculate whether you have enough time to finish it. You know what you’re getting and roughly how long it will take you, even before you start.

5. The Headline Tells It Like It Really Is

People don’t like to be fooled, and they especially don’t like to be misled by headlines that promise one thing and deliver another.

Chartbeat, a data analytics company based in New York City, has analyzed what keywords get the most reads per clicks in a headline, and which get the least. The results are surprising. Headlines with words like "Obama," "Snowden" and "Syria" get well read, while the kinds of adjectives you commonly find on lists — like "top," "best," and "richest" — get the least.

The reason, according to Joe Alicata of Chartbeat, is that the former "are legitimate words that are clear descriptors of the actual content." The latter tend to be there simply to trick people into clicking, and don’t deliver as promised. With this list, you knew what you were getting right off the top.

6. It Can Turn Snackers into Lovers

According to Marissa Nelson, who’s in charge of all things digital at the CBC, there are two kinds of online news consumers; snackers, who are just looking for a quick read as they’re breezing through the web, and lovers, who keep coming back because they see you as a trusted source.

"For news brands, it's a cycle." Nelson argues. "You have to catch them as snackers and then turn them into lovers."

Lists are an excellent way to attract snackers looking for a drive-by hit, and once you’ve got them on your site, you can capture their hearts and minds. Come for the lists, stay for the stories.

7. It Conveys Numeric Value to Entities of a Subject You May or May Not Have Prior Knowledge of

Upon reading a list title the reader automatically ponders the question presented in the title and now has the desire to learn which is better, worst, funniest, scariest  – simple terminology that has profound reactions.

8. Trigger Emotions of Skepticism and Intrigue

Tempting title entice readers to further explore lists because of the hint that there is something the reader needs to know.

Here is another example of this I Know 10 Things About You

9. There’s Pictures of Bryan Cranston (Joe Brody, Godzilla 2014) and Paloma Kwiatkowski (Cody Brennan, Bates Motel)

Thumbnails – those little pictures that sit next to headlines and on search pages — are major drivers of traffic. Katie Natopolous of BuzzFeed says her data science team has done the research and found that colour images do better than black and white, and human faces do better than cartoons.

But the most important finding involved actors and actresses.

"Big budget movie stars in a thumbnail will always do great," Natopolous explained. "People love clicking on recognizable faces."

A Seth Macfarlane Brainstorming Session

Mar 4, 2013




Hey Seth, I have an idea for an awesome new show!

Sounds exciting! What's it about?

  • It's about a lovable idiot...
  • with a hot wife,
  • a loser son,
  • a daughter who hates him, 
  • a comically-sized sadist,
  • and a non-human best friend!

Awesome! I'll go call FOX, you pop the champagne!

10-4 good budy!

'Jimmy Kimmel' Movie: The Movie V2

Feb 28, 2013

The sequel to the greatest movie trailer ever not made. We thought our lives were normal, we thought our lives were safe. But then, they came, sexy vampires, sexy zombies, sexy mummies, and sexy leprechauns. Spoof movie sequel to the first originally aired last year, almost to the date.

I think the V2 is funnier, and both are worth watching, for a quick laugh. Let me know what you think in the comment section below. 

We also recommend watching Movie: The Movie.


'Jimmy Kimmel' Movie: The Movie

A year ago the Jimmy Kimmel show aired a movie trailer for what they called "The best movie ever," I can't say it's the best without seeing the actual movie, but I have to say the trailer is pretty darn funny. They also made a sequel a aired it earlier this week which was how I came across these spoof trailers, so I've decided to put them both up on here for your viewing enjoyment. Most star studded, most action packed video, the movie trailer, best movie ever made. A funny spoof movie trailer, worth watching. We also recommend watching Movie: The Movie V2.

Cast of The Big Bang Theory in High School

Jan 13, 2013




See the Cast of The Big Bang Theory as they were in high school.

Leonard Hofstadter
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Johnny Galecki
Sheldon Cooper
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Jim Parsons
Penny
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Kaley Cuoco
Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Melissa Rauch
Howard Wolowitz
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Simon Helberg
Amy Farrah Fowler
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Mayim Bialik


Kenneth Parcell - Man or Super-Man

Oct 25, 2012

While Kenneth Parcell of 30 Rock appears to be in his mid to late twenties (McBrayer is actually in his late thirties), since the third season, it has been implied numerous times that he is actually much older. Suggestions to Kenneth not being what he seems continues to increase...

  • "The One with the Cast of Night Court", when Kenneth states, "I've worn this old jacket since 19-hubeduh", intentionally mumbling the year. 
  • In the episode "Cutbacks", Kenneth states that he has owned his pet bird, named Sonny Crockett, for almost 60 years. 
  • In a deleted scene from "Mamma Mia", it is implied that he is a veteran of World War II, as he is recognized by an elderly man as one of his fellow troops that served in Normandy. In the episode "Into the Crevasse", Kenneth appears in a 1950s-era flashback, dancing to the song "Doin' the Microwave".
  • In "Subway Hero", to Jack's puzzlement, Kenneth recognizes Bucky Bright, a celebrity who was described as being active in the "40s and 50s". 
  • Similarly, in the episode "Verna", Kenneth states that The Today Show has not been as good since chimpanzee J. Fred Muggs was featured on the show, implying that he watched the program when the primate served as the show's mascot, which was from 1953 to 1957. 
  • In "The Problem Solvers", when Tracy asks him if he "want[s] to be a page forever", Kenneth nervously asks "Who said I've been alive forever?". 
  • In "Future Husband", Kenneth states that he remembers Jenna's first acting role in a commercial that aired in the 1970s, commenting that she was "a fat little baby". 
  • In "Don Geiss, America and Hope", when NBC is bought out by Kabletown, Kenneth becomes worried and asks Jack if they will be implementing new rules for pages, such as "age limits and age verification". 
  • In "Black Light Attack!", Frank's cellphone has a low frequency tone that only people who are over the age of 40 can hear, something which Kenneth is heavily affected by. 
  • In "When it Rains, it Pours", Kenneth is seen packing away an autographed photo of Fred Allen from 1947, that is dedicated: "Kenneth, you're the TOPS!", into a box marked "NBC Memories 1945-1967".
  • In "¡Qué Sorpresa!", when he comes up with the idea of BlaBar, a black bar that would cover the lower half of a television screen as to censor material considered inappropriate, he mentions how elderly viewers are offended by certain things that are on TV, subtly gesturing to himself while saying so. 
  • In the episode "TGS Hates Women", Kenneth comments that, when he first started working as a page at NBC, Shirley Temple taught him to roll cigarettes when she was eight years old, in 1936. 
  • In "Queen of Jordan", Kenneth's chyron reads "Kenneth Parcell: Elderly Page". 
  • During a flash-forward, in the episode "100", Kenneth, Tracy, and Jenna speculate where they will be in five years. The scene then shows three tombstones, with Kenneth's year of birth appearing to be listed as 1781 (although the second digit is partially obscured by a leaf in multiple shots). If this birth date is accurate, it would mean that Kenneth is over 200 years old (it is also worth noting that, while he is buried, the closing scene reveals that Kenneth is not actually dead, further supporting the theory that he is immortal). 
  • In "Today You Are a Man", when Suze Orman asks him his age, he simply replies "Don't worry about it". 
  • In "Leap Day", when Jack tells him to take off his bald cap (as he is impersonating Leap Day Williams), Kenneth awkwardly replies "Yes, take off my bald cap, not put on my wig", implying that he is actually bald. 
  • In "Nothing Left to Lose", he implies that he is an angel, which could possibly be the secret behind his immortality.
  • In "Meet the Woggels!", Kenneth reveals that the only Rock and Roll song he has ever listened to is Mr. Sandman, which was released in 1954, and, during the time it debuted, was considered to be of the Rock and Roll genre. 
  • In "Live from Studio 6H", he is shown as a page during a flashback to an old NBC News Report.
  • In "Governor Dunston", his mother recalls how, on the day he was born, Kenneth informed her that his body was just a "flesh vessel" for an immortal being.

Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Alternative Intro

Sep 16, 2012

West Philadelphia, born and raised!

on the playground, is where I spent most of my days...

chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all, shootin' some B-ba

** BANG BANG BANG **

East Side Nigga!

Three Sisters from Different Worlds

Aug 6, 2012

I am talking about three daughter characters in television. Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons, Meg Griffin from Family Guy and Hayley Smith from American Dad. Three entirely different individuals with one fatal similarity.

The thing these three characters all have, aside from being cartoons on television, is that I hate them all so very much. All for different reasons but all very valid ones indeed.

Let's start with Lisa Simpson, she's such a preachy, goody two shoes, vegan, condescending pain in the ass, I hope they kill her off and replace her with anything that has ever existed. Every time they make an episode based on her, it's some damn boring and stupid and I hate how she ruins and spoils everything, every time and is a saboteur of the entire franchise.


Meg Griffin, the better of three evils. She is just fun to hate, Meg never really has her own story, just side plots along the main story. She keeps to herself so you can't really dislike someone for that. What I dislike about Meg the most is she complains about life and the sorts. Whah, nobody wants to marry me, what about that prisoner she was dating, why didn't she ever visit him once she got out of jail? It's her own fault for being alone and shouldn't blame everything of everyone else.


Hayley Smith, to sum her up in one word, I might go with "gross" because that is just what she is. A gross, anti-establishment, pot smoking, slut, preachy, know-it-all, whore who spits on everyone's thoughts and believes whilst never doing anything beyond satisfying her own short term vices. The only work she's ever had was as a stripper and once a prostitute. She is a self entitled little slag that spits in the face of her family and they still treat her like a human being.


Conclusion, three horrible television personalities that are just awful awful little things that damage the very fabric of society.

Continuum: My Impression of E. One

Jul 6, 2012


In the year 2077, 8 terrorists from the group Liberate manage to avoid execution by transporting themselves to 2012. In doing so however, they also transport Kiera Cameron, a law enforcement officer. Soon after her arrival, she gets into contact with Alec Sadler, the inventor of technology that will control future society. One of the terrorists, Lucas Ingram, is arrested soon after their arrival, but the remainder arm themselves and hope to blend into society while carrying out their agenda: to start a war. They begin stealing arms and robbing banks and Kiera works with local police Carlos Fonnegra to track then down. An attack on the local police station frees Ingram.

The premise behind this show seems like it could be really interesting. In the not to distant future the governments are in so much debt the corporations bail out the government. The world is run by the corporation from then on, but under the corporate ruling citizens have lost many of their rights. A group of terrorists plot to bring down the corporation and make the world more like it was before. After an attack against the corporate heads, eight members of the terrorist leadership are arrested and sentenced to execution. Before the execution, an explosion caused by a time bubble sends the prisoners back in time to 2012, present day Vancouver along with a detective (Protector) overseeing the execution is sent back as well.

What stories shall Continuum have to look forward to? I have enjoyed a few science fiction television shows in the past, but Show Case and similar broadcasters have an unwavering history of producing short running series'. Toppled with what I would consider to be a strategy of targeting non science fiction affiliated viewers, by implementing such ploys as dividing the protagonist's (Kiera) goals between saving the day and family affairs. Unfortunately Kiera's priorities thus far have been dominated by family matters and thus is a hero of domestic origins and not an actual science fiction genre.

Kiera Cameron (Protagonist - Detective from the future) is a neat character, she is from the future and has handy futuristic technology that give her the upper hand, such as cybernetic retinal enhancements, mechanical uniform that offers a taser, camouflage, hacking device, etc. She has proven to be more interested in returning to the future than in stopping the terrorists. Another character flaw is her submissive behavior toward every lead character she interacts with even though she is the main character, from the future and needs to be a strong role model and not a supporting actor.

Carlos Fonnegra (Kiera's possible partner) Carlos has taken it upon himself to aid Kiera thinking she was from another precinct because he needed her help with a case regarding the terrorists but to him they are just a gang expanding their drug turf. This is a typical case of bad acting and I hope he develops a better role or gets shot because like an infected limb, if it cant be repaired it needs to be removed as soon as possible.


Alec Sadler (Kiera's sidekick) this typical techie wizard is a big help to Kiera, hacking into the FBI database, security cameras and looking up useful information and acts as a general intermediary for Kiera and the modern world. Arrogant, narcissistic and nosey, he is one of the better characters so far. A nice little timbit so far, when Alec went into the house, his mother, step-father, step-brother and a douzen or so people were having a discussion about the corporations and injustices, and said Alec wasnt ready to join, which could lead to a potential plot story about Alec's family being involved with the terrorist group Liberate.


I look forward to the upcoming installments of Continuum and will most likely become a fan as long as it doesn't delve more into the genre of house wife programming.

Know Your Vampires

Jun 19, 2012

A helpful chart depicting most popular vampires from movies and television.



 1. The Cereal Killer - Count Chocula
2. The Silent One - Nosferatu
3. The Mom - Lily Munster
4. The One That Didn't Get Interviewed - Lestat De Lioncourt
5. The Werewolf Hunter - Selene from Underworld
6. The Classic - Bela Legosi
7. The One To Be Slayed - Spike from Buffy
8. The Mathematician - The Count
9. The Boy That Is Lost - David from The Lost Boys
10. The Southern Gentleman - Bill from True Blood
11. The Half-Breed Assassin - Blade
12. The Sparkly One - Edward

Top 11 Doctor Who Catchphrases [Video]

Jun 12, 2012



 

In honor of the 11th Doctor’s return, the BBC has been releasing top 11 video lists. Love them or hate them, the top 11 catchphrases (so far) from the Matt Smith era seem like a most appropriate way to celebrate the Doctor’s return and his first journey to America–which always seemed pretty odd, considering his TARDIS can take him anywhere in time and space and he never once thought to hop across the pond. Hop across universes though? Of course.

Can you guess what the top catchphrase in Doctor Who is? You can, huh? Like Captain Jack said, yeah, I kind of figured.

The 'Doctor Who' MMORPG

Geronimo! A massive multiplayer role playing game created by BBC World Wide and Three Rings allows users to step into the TARDIS for puzzle solving adventure in Doctor Who: Worlds in Time.

The first ever Doctor Who online game. Explore the universe with your friends or make some new ones. Solve puzzles to defeat classic foes. The time stream has begun to shatter and the Doctor has started recruiting adventurers to assist him with putting the universe back together before it falls apart.

Travel through time and space reliving familiar stories and completely new story lines.

Adventure with friends, form a team and watch each others backs whilst using your sonic screwdriver to complete challenges of; lock-picking,repair, hacking, wits, defense and barricading.

Decorate your very own room on the Tardis with furniture, collectables and upgrade your sonic screwdriver.

In think, Doctor Who: Worlds in Time is a cool new game with good potential. For those who were, and therefore are (because you can never stop being a Doctor Who fan) a fan of The Doctor need to check out the game because it is fantastic and at least worth a try even if you aren't a dedicated gamer. And for those who do enjoy games regularly I think DW:WiT is one that you should consider considering the diverse and playful gaming environment. Also, if the game becomes half as wonderful as the show, it's a real winner.

You can play here.



Make A Fortune in Real Estate

Jun 7, 2012

By using "The Tom La Pont" Real Estate Network methodology you to can make millions in the real estate market with no prior experience and no money down. Just watch and you will be convinced.





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Return of Darth Maul

Mar 24, 2012

Darth Maul and his brother Savage Opress
Thats right Darth Maul is back. It seams being cut in two and plummeting to certain death isn't enough to stop this Sith Lord. Maul's debut return was on the Clone Wars TV series as the season finale. He went diabolically insane having to live underground in a junk yard planet, using scorpion-like robotics to move. But was discovered by his brother Savage Opress. Savage took Maul to their home world Dathomir where he was restored to his former mentality and given more suitable robotic legs. Together the brothers set out to exact revenge on Obi-Wan Kenobi for almost killing Maul and taking away his life. The brothers capture and torture Kenobi however Asajj Ventress, a Dathomir woman trained as a Sith by Count Dooku fought off the brothers together but were no match for Asajj and fled.


Ventress & Opress Star Wars - The Clone Wars
Ventress & Opress
Darth Maul Robot Legs Star Wars - The Clone Wars
Maul underground

Fight Scene Obi-Wan Kenobi Savage Opress Asajj Ventress Darth Maul Star Wars - The Clone Wars


DUSK No More

Mar 23, 2012

Dusk (branded as DUSK) was a Canadian English language Category B specialty channel owned by Corus Entertainment and Shaw Media that was launched in September 2001. The channel primarily aired movies along with television series from the thriller, suspense and supernatural genres.



Licensed by the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) in November 2000, the channel launched less than a year later on September 7, 2001 as Scream under the ownership of Corus Entertainment and Alliance Atlantis. Programming on Scream focused primarily on horror, thriller and suspense films and television series.

On January 18, 2008, a joint venture between Canwest and Goldman Sachs Capital Partners known as CW Media bought Alliance Atlantis for an estimated $2.3 billion (CAD); included in that deal was Alliance Atlantis' 49% stake in Scream.

On September 9, 2009, Scream re-launched as Dusk. With the re-launch, the channel began to focus more on supernatural and suspense programming and less on "gore" in an effort to appeal to a broader viewer demographic.

On October 27, 2010, Shaw Communications completed its acquisition of Canwest, and Goldman Sachs' interest in CW Media, giving it control of CW Media's 49% interest in Dusk. Both companies are controlled by J. R. Shaw and his family, but are operated as separate businesses.

On February 10, 2012, Dusk revealed through an announcement via its official Twitter and Facebook accounts, that it would be ceasing operations on March 23, 2012.

Today DUSK went off air. What does it mean? I think they are restructuring since a few billion is a lot of money to dump and the station has a good following. However, in my opinion the revamped channel most likely wont air for a year.