Darth Vader: We're not so different, you and me.
Cobra Commander: What? Are you coming on to me?
Darth Vader: No No! God no. I'm just saying...
Cobra Commander: God No? That's a little harsh.
Darth Vader: I'm just saying, we both wear masks, we both talk funny, we both lead huge armies of faceless and largely incompetent soldiers against a group of strangely garbed weirdos fighting for 'GOOD'.
Cobra Commander: I didn't burn my wiener off in a volcano.
Darth Vader: Ouch.