Superhero Mathematics: You do the Math

Man + American Flag = Captain America
Man - Heart = Ironman
Man + Thunder = Thor
Man + Anger = Hulk
Man + Spider = Spider-Man
Superman + Kryptonite = Man
Man - Parents = Batman

Captain America - A Woman's Dream Man

I just saw The Avengers, Captain America is so dreamy in it!
Why do girls like Captain America so much?
Because he's hunky and seems like he knows how to treat a lady.
You do realize he's from the 40's, right?
You yacketty dumb broad, iron my shorts to hard again and I'll give you another shot in the mouth, ya hear me? Also, don't vote.

Alternative Marvel Universe

• Captain America
• Thor
• Iron Man
• The Hulk
• Phoenix
• Red Arrow
• Nick Fury

Dinner at Marvel

The Scarlet Witch baked a loaf of fresh french bread for; Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-man, Iron Man and Hulk. But turns into an intervention for Wolverine about his hand washing regiment.

Who wants French Bread?

Allow me..
**Slice**

...What?

 Dude, weren't you, like, slicing up zombies with those claws last night?

I washed'em!

Man, I've never seen him wash those things. Just pops'em back into his forearms every time.
I think I'm gonna hurl.

I just did.

Hulk Smash Puny French.

Captain America Fourth of July

Captain America's costume is different now than it was back then. Why doesn't his helmet have wings anymore? Can Captain America fly? 

Well here's a comic book cover illustrating Captain America in a one sided fight with Adolf Hitler.

To my knowledge stories of Captain America battling Nazis is a common theme for the Captain, at least much more than any other super heroes. I assume it has some sort of origins stemming from how all superheroes protect those that need to be protected from evil-doers. And in the real world the Nazis were committing genocide and other atrocities. The United States turned the tide of war and through story telling Captain America is an embodiment, a symbol, of America's intervention onto the war. So in summary the illustration above, of Captain America dealing a blow to Hitler, Captain America is representing America and Hitler represents the command and whole of the Axis forces. Thus taking into consideration the Nazi soldiers firing at Captain America to show how America mounted their advances in Europe against the native enemies. So America was directly responsible for the victory of the Allied forces.