Superhero Mathematics: You do the Math

Man + American Flag = Captain America
Man - Heart = Ironman
Man + Thunder = Thor
Man + Anger = Hulk
Man + Spider = Spider-Man
Superman + Kryptonite = Man
Man - Parents = Batman

If You're a Female

I'm a female.

Fe = Iron

Male = Man

Therefore I am Iron Man.

Superhero Subway System

I can understand why Spider-Man would be taking the subway, because he's poor, but he can swing around the city, maybe it's too cold outside. But why does Iron Man need to take the subway, he's rich. Also he can fly and is way faster than Spider-Man or the subway. And the other three are all scientists so they should be able to afford a better mode of transportation, or even build their own flying cards.

I don't think these are the real superheroes.

Superhero Money Fight

Batman and Iron Man battle it out with fists full of cash. And who should show up, none other than Spider-Man, the poorest superhero of all time. Spidey needs money for school and books and such.

Alternative Marvel Universe

• Captain America
• Thor
• Iron Man
• The Hulk
• Phoenix
• Red Arrow
• Nick Fury

Dinner at Marvel

The Scarlet Witch baked a loaf of fresh french bread for; Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-man, Iron Man and Hulk. But turns into an intervention for Wolverine about his hand washing regiment.

Who wants French Bread?

Allow me..
**Slice**

...What?

 Dude, weren't you, like, slicing up zombies with those claws last night?

I washed'em!

Man, I've never seen him wash those things. Just pops'em back into his forearms every time.
I think I'm gonna hurl.

I just did.

Hulk Smash Puny French.