In the event the policy holder is examined by an extra terrestrial life form, the claimant will receive $1 per year until their death or 1 million years, whichever comes first.
This policy includes coverage for any such examination, in regards to humankind's standards:
Lifetime Premium of the "Alien Examination" policy is: $13.75.
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This policy includes coverage for any such examination, in regards to humankind's standards:
- Visual Exam
- External Exam
- Hearing Test
- Nervous System Test
- Invasive Exam
- IQ Test
Lifetime Premium of the "Alien Examination" policy is: $13.75.
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A one time only payment in the amount of the respective lifetime premium is all that will be required in order to insure yourself or your close ones. No hidden costs or secret fees.
You owe it to your family and you owe it to yourself.
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