Quote - Molly Ivins

"I am not anti-gun.
I'm pro-knife.

Considering the merits

of the knife. In the

first place, you have

to catch up with

someone in order to 

stab him. A general 

substitution of

knives for guns

would promote

physical fitness.

We'd turn into a

whole nation of great

runners. Plus, knives

don't ricochet. And

people are seldom

killed while cleaning

their knives."

           - Molly Ivins