Learning is Fun

Son: DADDY, ARE GHOSTS REAL?
Dad: I DUNNO SON, LET'S FIND OUT!!



Father shoots himself in the head. **BOOM**
Lying unconscious and bleeding.



Son: ....DADDY....?



Father sits up.
Son: OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE ALIVE!!
Dad: WELL I DUNNO ABOUT GHOSTS BEING REAL, SON



Dad: BUT ZOMBIES DEFINITELY ARE.
Father lunges forward and bites his son.