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Preparation Level: Genius

Aug 28, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse
Preparation level: genius

Line your doors and windows with treadmills. Zombies are polite and thus will not push or shove each other. Also consider hooking the treadmills up to a generator, this will allow the zombies to power your home indefinitely and ride out the mayhem in luxury.
 

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