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9 reasons why you're probably going to read this list

May 18, 2014

Bryan Cranston (Joe Brody, Godzilla 2014)Paloma Kwiatkowski (Cody Brennan, Bates Motel)


Lists are everywhere online these days — the 10 best of this, the 25 most of that. It seems as if every subject can be reduced to a list, from the most serious stories to the most frivolous.

One site, BuzzFeed, has become one of the most popular sites on the web (about 135 million monthly unique visitors), largely on the strength of its weird and wacky "listicals." Headlines such as "32 Outrageously Fun Things You'll Want In Your Backyard This Summer," and "The Definitive Ranking Of The Original 151 Pokémon" – they are guaranteed clickbait.

But why are lists so popular? Here are seven reasons why you’ll probably want to read this list:

1. It Can Make Your Brain Happy

In a New Yorker article published last year, writer Maria Konnikova points out that when our brain encounters new information it immediately tries to make sense of it, and the most effective way of processing information is spatially.

In other words, it's easier for us to understand and recall information when it’s presented in a list than in a paragraph.

That’s why we can often remember what’s on our grocery list, even if we've forgotten the list at home. We can visualize the list in a way that we can’t visualize information written in a paragraph. So you might say your brain is hardwired to enjoy this list.

2. There are Nine Items

There’s good news and bad news here. The good news for this list is that seven is an odd number, and although there’s no science to support this, list makers have long believed that odd-number lists generate more traffic that even numbers.

The most common number of items on BuzzFeed lists are 10, 15, 21, and 25. Three of those are odd numbers.

On the other hand, Katie Natopolous, a BuzzFeed list writer in New York, acknowledges that while there’s no magic number when it comes to how long a list should be, she believes the more items the better.

"I like to think that something in the 20s is just more satisfying," she explained in an interview. "If it’s less than 20, it’s just not as fun to read. It’s too short."

Oh well.

3. It’s Easy to Read on Your Phone

On a purely practical level, it’s easier to read vertical content on a smartphone than horizontal content. So lists are perfect for mobile technology.

That’s why your favourite news site will offer up more lists in the morning than later in the day. Audience data shows that people are more likely to read news on their phones in the morning when they wake up and while they’re getting ready to leave the house. They want the quick hit that lists provide with their coffee and corn flakes.

Later in the day, when they’re reading on their computers or tablets, lists aren't quite as highly valued.

4. It Can Simplify Your Life

Psychologists call this the "paradox of choice." In a study that appeared in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2011, researchers Claude Messner and Michaela Wanke concluded that consumers get more satisfaction when choosing a product from a limited sample than from a larger one.

It turns out that even though we think we like to be presented with lots of choices, too many options can make us uneasy. "Information overload causes decreased satisfaction," the authors concluded, "and reducing information overload would increase satisfaction."

Lists are a great antidote to information overload. They take the guess work out of reading. You don’t have to scroll down to see how long the story is and then calculate whether you have enough time to finish it. You know what you’re getting and roughly how long it will take you, even before you start.

5. The Headline Tells It Like It Really Is

People don’t like to be fooled, and they especially don’t like to be misled by headlines that promise one thing and deliver another.

Chartbeat, a data analytics company based in New York City, has analyzed what keywords get the most reads per clicks in a headline, and which get the least. The results are surprising. Headlines with words like "Obama," "Snowden" and "Syria" get well read, while the kinds of adjectives you commonly find on lists — like "top," "best," and "richest" — get the least.

The reason, according to Joe Alicata of Chartbeat, is that the former "are legitimate words that are clear descriptors of the actual content." The latter tend to be there simply to trick people into clicking, and don’t deliver as promised. With this list, you knew what you were getting right off the top.

6. It Can Turn Snackers into Lovers

According to Marissa Nelson, who’s in charge of all things digital at the CBC, there are two kinds of online news consumers; snackers, who are just looking for a quick read as they’re breezing through the web, and lovers, who keep coming back because they see you as a trusted source.

"For news brands, it's a cycle." Nelson argues. "You have to catch them as snackers and then turn them into lovers."

Lists are an excellent way to attract snackers looking for a drive-by hit, and once you’ve got them on your site, you can capture their hearts and minds. Come for the lists, stay for the stories.

7. It Conveys Numeric Value to Entities of a Subject You May or May Not Have Prior Knowledge of

Upon reading a list title the reader automatically ponders the question presented in the title and now has the desire to learn which is better, worst, funniest, scariest  – simple terminology that has profound reactions.

8. Trigger Emotions of Skepticism and Intrigue

Tempting title entice readers to further explore lists because of the hint that there is something the reader needs to know.

Here is another example of this I Know 10 Things About You

9. There’s Pictures of Bryan Cranston (Joe Brody, Godzilla 2014) and Paloma Kwiatkowski (Cody Brennan, Bates Motel)

Thumbnails – those little pictures that sit next to headlines and on search pages — are major drivers of traffic. Katie Natopolous of BuzzFeed says her data science team has done the research and found that colour images do better than black and white, and human faces do better than cartoons.

But the most important finding involved actors and actresses.

"Big budget movie stars in a thumbnail will always do great," Natopolous explained. "People love clicking on recognizable faces."

On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me

Dec 7, 2012



On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me,

12 dudes I'm blocking,
11 friends just watching,
10 corny topics,
9 busted barbies,
8 friends complaining,
7 stalkers stalking,
6 party invites,
5 drama queens,
4 game requests,
3 photo tags,
2 friends-a-pokin &
a creep who wont stop inboxing me!

Potential Facebook Update

Oct 22, 2012

Current (Old) Format:

Possible (New) Format:


Where will it end?

Choose your Facebook/Twitter/Chat Emoticons:

Sep 27, 2012

How to use: Just Copy & Paste these emoticons to Facebook/Twitter/Chat...

Happy

^o^ ت ^.^ Ü ≧◡≦ ᵔᴥᵔ ^^ (°⌣°)
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♥‿♥ ◙‿◙ ●‿● ^( '‿' )^ ^‿^ ❀‿❀ 乂◜◬◝乂
{◕ ◡ ◕} (。◕‿◕。) ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ ◃┆◉◡◉┆▷ (▰˘◡˘▰)
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⎝ᄽ⏝⏠⎠ \(^ω^\) (●⌒∇⌒●) ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ノ (〃^∇^)ノ

Sad

๏̯͡๏ ».« (͡๏̯͡๏) (×̯×) ಠ_ృ ಥ_ಥ v_v ►_◄ ►.◄ >.< ಠ_ರೃ טּ_טּ ಠ╭╮ಠ
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⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠ ب_ب

Cute Face

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀ (✿◠‿◠) (◕‿◕✿) (。◕‿◕。)

unsure, confused

◐.̃◐ *-* ◑.◑ ^( '-' )^ ఠ_ఠ ◔_◔ ◔_◔ ◔_◔
ಠ~ಠ ರ_ರ {•̃̾_•̃̾} 【•】_【•】 v( ‘.’ )v

mad emoticons

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(-''-) ⎝↯⎵↯⎠ (>.<) \m/(>.<)\m/

surprised faces

⊙▃⊙ O.o õ.O (O.O) (⊙̃.o ⊙.◎) ๏_๏ |˚–˚|

Other Emoticons

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(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿””

╚(•⌂•)╝Share your feeling/thoughts right now

Funny Facebook Status Updates

  1. When you have a flask, every hour is happy hour.
  2. Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
  3. Never drink water – if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach.
  4. It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is. It’s always room-temperature.
  5. Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.
  6. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
  7. Always borrow money from a pessimist.A  He won’t expect it back.
  8. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
  9. Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
  10. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.
  11. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  12. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  13. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
  14. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
  15. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
  16. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you–Chinese Proverb
  17. You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
  18. Strangers have the best candy.
  19. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
  20. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
  21. When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.
  22. Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
  23. There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!
  24. If it doesn’t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
  25. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
  26. Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
  27. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
  28. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.
  29. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
  30. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
  31. Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
  32. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
  33. When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
  34. There’s nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.
  35. He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
  36. Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
  37. I’d rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
  38. Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.
  39. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
  40. We are the people our parents warned us about.
  41. Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
  42. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  43. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  44. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  45. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  46. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  47. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  48. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
  49. When in doubt, mumble.
  50. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  51. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
  52. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
  53. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  54. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
  55. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.

Introducing Facebook Gifts

Every day, millions of people share special moments with their friends on Facebook by saying "Happy Birthday," "Congratulations," or simply, "I'm thinking of you." Now there is another way to celebrate those moments.

Starting today, you can give real gifts to your friends on Facebook using Gifts.

Facebook Gifts
Gift easily and instantly You can send gifts from birthday reminders, or from your friend's timeline.
Facebook Gifts
Choose a gift, attach a card and send. You can post your gift to your friend's timeline or send it privately. Your friend can then unwrap a preview of the gift and it will show up on their doorstep a few days later.

You can pay right away or add your payment details later. Your friend provides their address.

To make sure they love the gift, they can choose the color, size or flavor that they want, or even exchange it for something else of equal value.

There are hundreds of gifts with more added every day: cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery, a stuffed animal from Gund, or a digital gift card from Starbucks.

Availability
Facebook Gifts will roll out gradually, first to people in the U.S. To learn more, visit Facebook.com/Gifts.



Facebook Sports Argument

Sep 19, 2012

Go sports team, beat the other opposing sports team!

Your sports team sucks.

No your sport team sucks.

Well my sports team has scored a lot more goal basket run down points

Random fact about the personal life of one of the players on your sports team that has nothing to do with the game, but is still insulting!!!

This is where I tell you my sports team player was acquitted of all rape charges.

*Shakes Fist* Damn you opposing sports team fan!!!

The Best (and Worst) Times to Post on Social Networks

Sep 17, 2012

Here is an interesting infographic that displays the best and worst time to post on some of the biggest social media: Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, Google+ and Pinterest.

From my experience, all of this is accurate except for Google+. I have consistently seen the best G+ post engagement late in the evening and early in the morning (10pm-1am ET). I do see some activity during the work day, but nowhere near what you see at night.

How about you? Do you agree with the times listed in this graphic? Leave a comment and agree or disagree with the findings.



Don't overlook the fact that there are people all around the world and even if it is 2 A.M. where you live, there are still people online and occupying all time zones no matter what time you post. But for the sake of consistency, and satisfying your specific audience, keeping your posts times consistent can be very beneficial.




Sep 6, 2012

I'm changing my name to "Nobody" on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say "Nobody likes this".

Likecoholic

Sep 5, 2012

This is a great illustration. The subject has infused a tube to feed Facebook directly into his vein and has overdosed on an overwhelming surge of 'Like' arms.

Facebook Changes

Aug 23, 2012

I can't speak for any of you, but thinking back into the past few years, and comparing to now, Facebook has gotten a lot slower. They've added so many new features, code, scripts, it's very different from the minimalist concept from years ago. I think the main culprit of the slowness issue is the timeline. Also the number of sidebar content, trying to cram as much content in every screen as possible to increase traffic, ultimately leading to lag, less page views and consequentially people turning off the computer due to frustration. Maybe somebody should tell the Facebook developers whats happening, they probably don't realize it because of their military grade hardware and internet connections. I exaggerate of course, but compared to the average person, professional equipment is a lot more sophisticated.

Jason Updates his Facebook

Aug 22, 2012


Facebook Self-Like

Aug 18, 2012

Why does Facebook even
give me the option to 'Like'
my own status.
Of course I like my statues,
I'm fucking hilarious.
And sexy.

Internet Security

Aug 8, 2012

So it's almost back to school time for millions of North American students. And what do I see on Facebook? Of course people plastering their school schedules for everyone in the world to find, and use as a stalkers tool. What would compel someone to post a personal schedule that is in effect for that person for the next couple of months? It seems really very stupid to me. This isn't a matter of being overly paranoid about security or stalkers and anything like that, this is about people blatantly publicizing where and when they will be on the internet. Are they hoping someone they know will find the class schedule, plan a party and class will be cancelled for a pizza party or something? It's ridiculous,  and sheer discontent in my book. Maybe this phenomenon is just another example of how Facebook is used to give the illusion of staying in touch with acquaintances without ever having to so much as put in five seconds of effort or attention. Perhaps the knowledge of someone's schedule and giving others open access to your own provides a form of comfort so individuals can feel like they are still close with one another when in reality they are nothing more than strangers in a strange place.

Signs of the Social Networking Times

Jul 30, 2012


Unemployable due to stupid personal stuff I put on my facebook page.Me too!For me, it was an embarrassing Youtube video.



Have things really gotten like this? That people are being haunted by an online presence. An if it really is like that, what is stopping these individuals from locking it down, removing the harmful content and moving on with their lives?

Facebook Default Profile Pictures

Jul 16, 2012

Cool 28 new Facebook Profile Pictures inspired by Facebook's default standard profile picture.
Upload for yourself or share with someone you know. Very neat graphics fun.

Darth Vader

Buddha

Can Headphones

Albert Einstein

Arrow Through Head

Big Afro Guy

Frankenstein

Crow

Guitar Strapped on

Guy with short Pigtails

Joel

George Washington

Kitty

Michel Jackson (Bad)

Mickey Mouse

MyBook / (FaceSpace?)

Ninja

Old School Punk

Rabbit

Realistic

Reddit Alien

Rock on

Skull and Crossbones

Stewie Griffin

Pirate

Viking Horns

Yoda
iPod

Maintain anninimity whilst personalizing your profile(s) further.

Facebook by Dr. Seuss

Jul 10, 2012


Do you like your new profile?
Would you like it for a while?
Well that's too bad, it's just tough shit
'The time has come to fuck with it.

You cannot post a camel toe.
You cannot post if titties show.
We will ban you here and there
Go back to MySpace, we don't care.

The Timeline sucks, you hate the switch?
Well fuck right off, you whining bitch.
Just when you think you know the score
We'll change your Facebook up some more.

Facebook App Center

Jul 6, 2012

Last week, Facebook released the App Center a new place for people to find social apps. The App Center gives developers an additional way to grow their apps and creates opportunities for more types of apps to be successful.

While patrolling the new feature itself I was quite impressed with it, the categorizations, recommendations and simplistic yet efficient sorting capabilities are really great. Whilst scrolling I passed over a number of apps of interest that I would not have seen or come across them in such a way that I wouldn't dismiss immediately. I feel the previous app suggestion format was too advertisement oriented and thus everything presented was dismissed immediately.

I really look forward to utilizing this new directory style format and applaud the Facebook Developers good work.

Facebook App Center Homepage

Facebook App Center - Games


Facebook Shortcut Keys

Jun 30, 2012

Mozilla FirefoxGoogle ChromeInternet Explorer
KeysKeysKeysAction
Shift + Alt + MAlt + MAlt + M + EnterNew Message
Shift + Alt + ?Alt + ?Alt + ? + EnterCursor in Search box
Shift + Alt + 0Alt + 0Alt + 0 + EnterHelp Center
Shift + Alt + 1Alt + 1Alt + 1 + EnterHome Page
Shift + Alt + 2Alt + 2Alt + 2 + EnterProfile Page
Shift + Alt + 3Alt + 3Alt + 3 + EnterFriend Request
Shift + Alt + 4Alt + 4Alt + 4 + EnterMessages if any
Shift + Alt + 5Alt + 5Alt + 5 + EnterNotification
Shift + Alt + 6Alt + 6Alt + 6 + EnterAccount Settings
Shift + Alt + 7Alt + 7Alt + 7 + EnterPrivacy Settings
Shift + Alt + 8Alt + 8Alt + 8 + EnterOfficial Facebook page
Shift + Alt + 9Alt + 9Alt + 9 + EnterService Agreement
LLLLike/Unlike Photos in Light box

Enough with the Subscribe Suggestions, Facebook

Jun 10, 2012

Dear Facebook,

Almost every time I go to Facebook you suggest people for me to subscribe to. I obviously do not want to subscribe to anyone and especially the people you think I would want to. I have 0 subscriptions and plan to keep it that way. And why is it that nine times out of ten you are recommending harlots, hussies and bimbos.

When I look for a reason, you give me this explanation.
Hear from interesting people
You've always been subscribed to friends. Now you can hear from journalists, celebrities, political figures and other people too. Click the Subscribe button on someone's profile to get their public updates in your News Feed. Find people to subscribe to.
I would be more interested in seeing which journalists and political figures you think I would be interested in but no such persons have been provided.

Perhaps the motivation for this feature design is supposed to emulate a service similar to that of Twitter and allow Facebook to take into that market. Or maybe there is a possibility of a profit being made similar to ads.

So far I have just been ignoring the entire right most region of the facebook pages, which means I don't see the ads or any legitimate recommendations that might apply to me which is a shame but sacrifices must be made.


Sincerely,
Me.

P.S. As i mentioned above, nine times out of ten.