What Your Toilet Paper Says About You

1. You are faithful, logical, and sensible -- a traditionalist who takes special joy in keeping her or her environment well-regulated.
2. You are carefree, enthusiastic, and spontaneous -- a heedless fool with a skewed perception of reality.
3. You are reckless, incorrigible, and lazy -- most likely male, with the attention span of a goldfish.
4. I hate you.