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Star-Burns

Sep 24, 2012

That quirky, shady, lizard-toting, top-hatted, leather-vested student with funky facial hair.

Alex Osbourne, more commonly known as "Star-Burns" was a middle-aged student at Greendale Community College known for his sideburns he shaved to look like stars. Though he enjoys the attention he receives with his sideburns, he insists on being called "Alex" and is constantly trying to forge an identity beyond his facial hair. A somewhat shady character, he is shown to be a thief, a drug user and also a drug dealer.


 

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